Sometimes I think of my antivirus as a corrupt cop, telling me what the hackers are telling it to tell me. It puts me ill-at-ease, because I know it is a possibility.
I was chopping up watermelon bis and as I poured the bits into a pot for storage, it occurred to my brain that they looked like little cube-bits of flesh and I was about to freak out, but then I remembered that it was just watermelon.
Some Know Your Rights materials I made. Hopefully find them helpful. :)
This could come in handy.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
- It gets in the way of using your hands for anything
- it will easily overheat you
- you will fall asleep wherever you are, even if you are under a bridge with hobos, rapists, and serial killers
- if you are asked to remove your sweater, you will either have to leave or walk around naked
- if you suddenly find yourself alone in the wilderness, you will have to choose between a sweater or a tent
- sweater paws make you a crazy cat lady or manchild
- if you unbutton your jeans and get Marilyn Monroe’d, everyone will know
- if you eat or drink with it and spill, you now have a giant sweater to wash for one little stain
- with all that cloth, there will be wrinkles and excess surface area for stuff to get lost in
- you will get pulled over by cops for a “random liberty search”