You all just lost it.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
- It gets in the way of using your hands for anything
- it will easily overheat you
- you will fall asleep wherever you are, even if you are under a bridge with hobos, rapists, and serial killers
- if you are asked to remove your sweater, you will either have to leave or walk around naked
- if you suddenly find yourself alone in the wilderness, you will have to choose between a sweater or a tent
- sweater paws make you a crazy cat lady or manchild
- if you unbutton your jeans and get Marilyn Monroe’d, everyone will know
- if you eat or drink with it and spill, you now have a giant sweater to wash for one little stain
- with all that cloth, there will be wrinkles and excess surface area for stuff to get lost in
- you will get pulled over by cops for a “random liberty search”
@tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming…And now it’s finally happened.
It looks like Grumps is smiling behind his whiskers. I must snuggle him.
This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!
"Those pests are overpopulating our neighborhood."
-hilariously ironic statement
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry
people still talk like this???
I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.
what does glomps even mean
This is hot.
Shia LaBeouf has just reached Bucky McBadbat status.
In The Show, Bucky Recounts That He Was Once A Baseball Legend, But Then He Failed So Hardlyl, He Decided To Spend The Rest Of His Days Hiding His Face. He Reveals This When He Sees A Chance For His Son To Restore Glory To The McBadbat Name. Shia Has, Like Many Contemporary Celebrities, Been Going Around Being Dumb.